Pants that make your ass wink

How much do I love the background music?!?

Aaaah, Foam!

Kush Support - A Natural Rest for the Breast

[via JM]

Chair for your genitals

Comfort Wipe Commercial

The background saxophone music and bad acting are classic.

Mr T's Flavorwave Turbo

Seatbelt Comfort Strap. wtf.

For FD: Evil Robot Alarm Clock

Balls - Ack! A new truck ornament!

You can buy them here and here in a startling variety of colors and sizes..

Wow, a newsweek article.
"Yournutz.com even sells POW-MIA sets, on which they have "respectfully placed the black ribbon," and you can also purchase a pink breast-cancer-awareness set."
[via ND]

Our secret is called Pearl Cream

Scariest Flashlight Ever

The Hawaii Chair