Richard Simmons Flips out!

[via JM]

Kathie Lee is a Creep

Reservoir Dogs Take Manhattan

Country Cuckoo Clock Codpiece Zulu Warriors

[via JM]

Hammer Pants Flash Mob

Why wasn't I called about this?

Han Solo, P.I.

here's a side-by-side comparison:

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

My favorite line: 700 wives + 300 whores = 1000 vaginas

Give Yourself Over to Romance and Glamour! (Naturally, with Donna Mills)

It has to be in your heart naturally.

There's a monkey on your back.

Note: I don't advice having any liquid in your mouth when watching this video. I learned that the hard way. it's short but sweet.