Sunday, April 30, 2006

Questionable Super Soaker

This actual Hasbro super soaker, The Oozinator™ is too gross for words. Check out the official Hasbro website, and more product demos.

Hasbro has another 'what were they thinking' product named Perky Kitty and 'how many will you get to love' Puppy Surprise.

Great reviews for the Oozinator at Amazon.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

What the Eff?

"Shitty old videotapes featuring Mr. T, Gary Coleman, and Corey Haim are fed Weird Science-style into a computer and come out the other side of a black hole covered in awesome. An american space shuttle figures prominently."

Friday, April 28, 2006

Mini Michael Jackson

where's tito?

[via PD]

Thursday, April 27, 2006

"I come in the name of Jesus" ?

[via CW and JM]

Benicio Del Hannigan

This might be old news for some, but I finally got around to getting my celebrity look-alikes on Upload your photo and the system profiles it against the 3200 celebrity photos in their system.

Here is the list of celebrities that came up for my face for two different pictures:
Benicio Del Toro
Geena Davis
Kylie Minogue
The Oprah
Billy Idol
Paula Abdul
Chaka Khan

Accurate, not really. But now at least I have some more ideas for Halloween.
(It seems to care about the angle your head is tilted more then it should)

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

You Suck at Tetris

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Pitagora Suichi: (continued)

For all you fans of Pitagora Suichi (Pythagoras Switch*) & Rube Goldberg, the Japanese educational children's program and wicked-cool celebrated gadget maker and cartoonist, here are some more clips. These clips also include some great clips from the show. Think Japanese Mr. Rogers (with subtitles)

(original post here)

*"Pythagoras Switch" by NHK is a TV series which targets ages four to six, with the aim of helping children realize diverse ways of seeing and thinking. It supports development of problem-solving skills from various perspectives.

The program was named the winner in the “Up to 6 Non Fiction”category at the PRIX JEUNESSE International 2004, a contest for children’s TV programs held in Munich, Germany.

Average Homeboy: White Rapper

'Average Homeboy'is a late 80s/early 90s white rapper who just wants you to hear him out... and watch his demo.

"just because I'm not from the projects, doesn't mean I can't write million dollar checks."

Monday, April 24, 2006

Wision of Love

I'm still trying to decide if this year's version of William Hung is legit or not.

In any case for those who are interested in listening to an older asian lady singing Mariah Carey, The Carpenters, ACDC, and Queen look no further.

[via CLV]

Sunday, April 23, 2006

eBay Taxidermy Item of the Day: Moon Booger



[via CW]

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Japanese People Like Weird Animal Tricks (especially with tape)

Friday, April 21, 2006

Welcome To TankChair

Tank Chairs:"Tank Chair is a Custom off-road wheelchair that can go anywhere outdoors. Conquers Streams, Mud, Snow, Sand, and Gravel, allowing you to get back to nature, and can also climb up and down stairs."
[via CW]

Thursday, April 20, 2006

How to speak in Japanese?

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Whitney Kiss My Ass Montage

Sampled from Being Bobby Brown.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Cool Tat, Too Bad It's Gibberish

Cool Tat, Too Bad It's Gibberish"Shad Magness thought his tattoo meant "one love." Six months after he got it, he found out that it means "love hurts"

A friend of mine's girlfriend had a tattoo that she thought meant 'strength through adversity' but it actually said 'red ogre'

Monday, April 17, 2006

When a Japanese Baby is Born

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Saved by the Bell Alert: Slater Dance

Can you say Roger Rabbit?

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Jerky Making Recipes and Supplies

Jerky Making Caulk Gun: "Why pay eight to sixteen dollars per pound for beef jerky when you can make it for just pennies more than the cost of ground beef...merely load the barrel of the Jerky Gun with lean seasoned ground meat and shoot out flat strips of jerky or round snack sticks."

[via JS]

Friday, April 14, 2006

Catapult and Trebuchet Kits

Miniature Catapult and Trebuchet Kits

Get Medieval.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Robot Chicken: Super Villain Carpool

Skeletor, Cobra Commander, Mumm-ra, and Lex Luthor carpool to work through the Sepulveda Pass in Los Angeles.

[via MR]

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Kitten Auth Test

Are you sick and tired of having to input random strings of text to prove that you're a human and not some spam bot? Me, too. Thank god for KittenAuth -- "a new system for human-checking that forgoes all the useless random string crap that people cannot read, and replaces the whole lot with pictures of cute animals."

[via CW]

Darth Vader Police via Japan

Secret Lover?

That's what we are...
(silly Official TBS Lord of the Rings Trailer with a classic slow jam twist)
[via SS]

Monday, April 10, 2006

Conversational Ebonics (for Japanese speakers)

Conversational Ebonics for Japanese speakers is a helpful guide for Japanese folks looking to be more down with the brown.

Certainly a trend, given this earlier post.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Quivering Sushi

At least you know it's fresh.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Search results for shotgun - Wal-mart

Search results for shotgun - Wal-mart. enough said perhaps.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Why you all in my grill?

Great Friday headline: Feds Want to Seize Suspects' Grillz

[via SA]
"Can't wait for feds to start confiscating weaves...
'bitch confiscated my weave!'" - SA, referencing this America's Next Top Model memorable quote

Human head knife block 'n more

I admit it's a little morbid, but there's something appealing about this human head knife block. See more products here.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Two-legged dog that walks like a human

[via JS]

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Cool climbing robot

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Study Skills Library - Procrastination

Ironically, I don't have time right now to read This academic article on procrastination.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Japanese Children's Show from the 60s

I almost didn't put this up, 'cause I think it gave me nightmares last night.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad

"The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design. This will eliminate pet odors and dog odors from flatus or flatulence."

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Japanese People Love Rube Goldberg Machines. (Pitagora Suichi)

Rube Goldberg type machines for Pitagora Suichi (Pythagoras Switch), a children's show on Japanese Public Television

Rube Goldberg Machine Contest