Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Japanese Robot Exercises

Leaf Blower Spin

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

"Birds" by Pleix Collective

Monday, December 25, 2006

R.I.P James Brown ('s Celebrity Hot Tub Party)

Merry Christmas! (Charlie Brown Christmas Performed by the Cast of Scrubs)

Don't Cheat on this Girl

Conjoined Twins

aka double in the bubble

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Trapped in the Clauset

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

A Special Christmas Box

JT is back on SNL.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Tickle Me Emo

[via JM]

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Why must I be like that, why must I chase the cat?

[via WBS]

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Fart Caught On Infrared Camera

(you'll have to provide your own sound effects)

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Bunny letter opener

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

You'll poke your eye out!

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Meow means Meow!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

How to Keep Drunks Off Camera

(it's near the end of this short clip)

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Master Headspinner

Embarrassing Hot Tub Incident

Don't watch this during your lunch break.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Danish Speed Control

Not quite safe for work, but not full on pr0n.

[via JM]

Monday, November 20, 2006

Parallel Parking (for geeks)

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Pug imitates a blender

Friday, November 17, 2006

Dog + Fashion Show = Crappy Couture

Midget Fight!

Monday, November 13, 2006

Unintentionally sexual comic book covers

More here, this just happens to be my favorite.
[via JJ]

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Garage Sale: An Internet Reality Show

A Weekly Internet Reality Series where you decide which contestants get sold on eBay.

Japanese girls scared by "The Ring"

The last 10 seconds are my favorite.

Walking on water (and cornstarch)

Keep on, with the corn starch. Don't stop till it's thick enough.

"They filled a pool with a mix of cornstarch and water made on a concrete mixer truck. When stress is applied to the liquid it exhibits properties of a solid."

Skateboarding Bulldog

This skate boarding dog is freakin' amazing.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Aries Spears Rappers Impressions

[via AMF]

31 Wheel Roller Suit

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Scary Poppins

Ok. I'm going to have nightmares about this one. More movie mashups here.
[cf. 10 things I hate about Commandments]

Extreme Trainsurfer

"Preformed by a German known as "the trainrider". Before he died from leukemia, he enjoyed the last year of his life by surfing on trains. Included Germany's fastest Highspeed train ICE with a top speed of 330 km/h(!)"

Faith Hill 'bout to Kick Someone's Ass

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Season Shot - Ammo with flavor

3 easy steps.

"Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth and start wondering about which flavor shot to use!"

[via GM]

Monday, November 06, 2006

Mint Brothers

Is this the future?

[via RG]

Not Your Average Dorritos Bag

I have no idea why this would make you want to eat chips.

[via JJ, via Flickr]

Friday, November 03, 2006

Twenty girls, a bull, and a dream

This a trailer for Beauty and the Bull, a reality show featuring twenty women competing in a bikini bullriding contest. WTF.

Seemingly Sexual: Cockburn's

This tawny port sounds more like a post bad-idea-jean's sketch date problem. "Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, 'When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?'"

[via PK]

In Living Color | Music parodies

You know, In Living Color was genius.
Here are some of my favorite music parodies from the show:
Milli Vanilli:

Michael Jackson:

Tracy Chapman:

Vanilla Ice:

Whitney Houston:

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

These Glutes Were Made For Walking

Kung Fu v. Yoga

I'll get namaste on your ass!

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Have you seen this man?

Lucky store clerk

Monday, October 30, 2006

Breakdancing Facial Expression Lessons

Justin Timberlake gets Meat Slapped

[via BWE]

Bob Barker Gets Hug Attacked

Sunday, October 29, 2006

This didn't happen to me when I went to Akihabara

Japanese Close Talker

TV News Mishaps

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Aleksey Vayner On Inside Edition

Sometimes I wish I had that much self-confidence

The original:

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Classic Not-so Lil Kim (and Diana Ross)

Start watching around 2:15 for the infamous Kim v. Ross moment.

Smoking Chimpanzee

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

David Blaine Street Magic: YouTube Edition!

[via CC]

I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[via CE in DE]

Blind kid can kick your ass at foosball and videogames

Penn State Student President

Tyra parodies Oprah

Friday, October 20, 2006

McDonald's Drive Thru, with a musical twist

I'm lovin' it.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Is that evidence in your box or are you just happy to see me?

Pissed on v. Pissed off

"After a heavy night of drinking in the dorms, our friend passed out in his computer chair. A few minutes later we heard some water dripping, and we turned around to find this. Got the camera out just in time."

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Swing v. Sheep

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

That's Captain Kangaroo to You.

[I didn't realize that those mofo's could actually box]

Stage Fright

[watch the girl in the middle]

meNtos Ice advert PPossibLy offEnSives

Just watch. (and if you have a suggestion for a better post title let me know)

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Stomach Parasites

Really, this is disgusting. Watch at your own risk.

Indian Girl Skates Under 40 Cars

Paris Disneyland Mascots Get Freaky

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Underwater Bubble Rings

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Hand Puppet Polka


Sunday, October 08, 2006

"Movement Expression" early 80's group therapy

Friday, October 06, 2006

V for Victory

This is truly one of my favorite moments from the original V miniseries from the 80s:

Satan: King of all media

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Mom singing on the beach

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The Urkel Rap

Wikipedia Greatness

Certainly, there's a lot of great stuff on wikipedia.

Here are a couple of my recent faves:
- List of Fictional Diseases
- Jumping the Shark archive
- List of 'Very Special Episodes'
- List of problems solved by MacGyver

What other wikipedia pages do you like?

Vin Diesel Breakdance Instructional Video

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

American Sign Language (ASL) Browser

I think the American Sign Language Browser (ASL) Browser maintained by Michigan State University is an amazing resource. I actually took a few ASL classes while in college and wish this were available back then. Being the silly person I am, I thought I would share a few of my favorites new signs I learned.

See if you can guess what the meaning before clicking on the answer and let me know if you have other favorites:

(the answer) -- I like this one 'cause it has attitude.

(the answer) -- The mouth/hand proximity is too much for me.

(the answer) -- Does it have to bounce for it to be understood?

Monday, October 02, 2006

MC Trebek in the hizzouse

Genius Alek Trebek Hip Hop Category.

[via CW]

Bollywood 'Thriller'

Just in time for Halloween.

Porok | Human chicken fighting

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Classic Sesame Street | Rhyming Words

This was truly one of my favorite Sesame Street clips ever... I love that it features the mahna-mahna guy and the beatnik muppet trio.

Erotic Hypnosis

not quite safe for work, but there's no nudity.

Domokun Rave

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Wedding Singer v. Mic

Beyonce v. Gayonce

So... I'm glad to know that people seem to have a lot more time on their hands then I do. Some drag queen did a parody on Beyonce's latest video Ring the Alarm.
It's kinda fun to watch them both at the same time. Start playing the original (below) for 7 seconds (and mute it) then start playing the parody (above).

[via BWE]

Friday, September 29, 2006

Japanese Multi-tasking

[via JJ]

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Extreme Pen Spinning

Believe it or not, the Japanese are masters of yet another mundane task -- pen spinning.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Soon on YouTube: Screech's Scrotum

The NY Post claims that Dustin Diamond (Screech of Saved by the Bell fame) has filmed, "a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women." Beat that, Mario Lopez.

[via CW]

Oh to be a Finnish background dancer

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Fox Reporter Gets Tipped

The tippers persistence is undeniably funny.

Douche up!

So I wouldn't put this in the 'funniest video i've ever seen' category, but I had to put it up for the title alone. Douche up!

Monday, September 25, 2006

Miss Cleo Comes Out

In the latest Advocate, our favorite black, jamaican phone psychic Ms Cleo comes out.
Lord help us all.

[via AM]

Pole dance gone wrong.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Wondershozen | He-Bro

"Always bet on black."

Joan Crawford vs. ABBA

[IMHO, it deserves another edit but I think it's still worth it]

Bollywood + 80s Rap Movie + Indian Webster = WTF

Machine Gun Granny

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Never Fall Asleep First

Flying Squirrel

[I certainly do not endorse or approve of this behavior... I just had to share]

Juggernaut, Revisited

(cf. 1, 2)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The Daily Show | Gay Military Translators

Whitney & Bobby | Black Love

Classic clip from Being Bobby Brown with their definition of 'Black Love.' I can't believe their marriage is finally over.

Tim Fort's Kinetic Art

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

The Bear Wit Project - Blair Witch Parody by the Muppets

HE-MAN & LION-O @ 80's Cartoon Party!

My favorite line:
"Please allow this strapping young stud through so he can have a sampling of the best in Cobra Island Bitches."

What's yours?

The Real World (Ikea)

"Five Strangers Who Were Picked To Live In Ikea And To Have Their Lives Taped...but they should have told Ikea."

Monday, September 18, 2006

Grossest. Video. Ever.

So it's only 4 seconds long, but you should seriously consider not watching it if you're easily grossed out.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Jade-bonics | America's Next Top Model

In preparation for the start of Cycle 7 of America's Next Top Model, please review the video to re-acquaint yourself with top model language via Jade.

SNL Classic | Online Brokerage Commercial

Male Restroom Etiquette | A Sims created instructional video

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Y'all my homies

[via WBS]

Friday, September 15, 2006

iEye Caramba!

"A Brazilian man is hoping for a place in the record books for his ability to pop his eyes out of their sockets."

He needs to have a stare down with this lady:

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Hamster wheel gone wrong

Granny's got a gun

Mr Rogers puts in the wrong tape

"Oh, this is a tape of how people make..."

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

President Bush uses Little Richard as translator (Daily Show)

Reno Balloon Race 2006

(Weather)Man vs. Nature

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Rock Paper Scissors | Japanese Style

Monday, September 11, 2006

Europe´s waiting a Playstation

I can't explain it, but I find this clip catchy.

Vintage Viral | SNL Men's Synchronized Swimming

Such genius.

80s Rap Wendy's Training Video

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Friday, September 08, 2006

High Jump and Basketball -- Japanese Matrix ping pong style

If you liked the crazy ass instant vintage Japanese ping pong performance, you'll also like:

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Universal Studios Employee Video

(directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker)

Luckily, Angela Lansbury is in it.

[via JM]

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

"Treat Your Mother Right" (The Remix)

I don't generally post clip mashups but the Corey Haim and Fat Boys inclusion on this one helped put this on the CNB.

Before Chappelle, there was Rock

Monday, September 04, 2006

Belinda Bedekovic on the Keytar

There are at least 8 brilliant things about this video. Can you name them?
(my favorite moment comes around 3:17)

Moskau, Moskau!

Who's your favorite dancer? I like the guy in green, I think he's the choreographer.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Tyra as Beyonce

Pickle Girl (Maury Povich)

[dedicated to AMF]

Oh Rats!

"I am freakin' out -- Right. Now."

"I just spoke to the woman who lives here...she figured if she put food outside of her home that the rats would leave."

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Look ma, no arms!

As seen on

Highlights of Little Richard on Celebrity Duets


Pugs Dressed as Famous People

Enjoy the likes of Napoleon Bonapug, Puglius Ceasar, Count Pugula, and Spock Pug.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Angry Cat, Angry Cat...

...what are they feeding you?

Costco Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House

Arrrr! Costco is seeling this crazy huge Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House for only $18,499.99! (Hopefully you don't have to buy it in a 3-pack)

Monday, August 28, 2006

Wedding Cake Incident

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Mr Julius | Porn Foley Artist

"A foley artist is someone who creates sounds for motion pictures...screeching tires, someone slamming a door, or in my case balls slamming up against a chick's ass."

Friday, August 25, 2006

Viral Classic | Wilhelm Scream Compilation

From wikipedia:

The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect first used in 1951 for the movie Distant Drums. It has been featured in dozens of movies since. Alongside a certain recording of the cry of the Red-tailed Hawk, the "Universal telephone ring" [1] and "castle thunder," it is probably one of the most well-known cinematic sound clichés.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Improv Everywhere Mission: Slow-Mo Home Depot

Improve Everywhere is this genius group that pulls all sorts of wacky stunts -- This time they get a ton of people to shop in slow mo at a Manhattan Home Depot.

Poodle Disguise Kit for Dobermans

Sick of your dog getting looked down upon by onlookers as 'unruly' or 'vicious'? Try this new Poodle Disguise Kit (with step by step instructions)

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

There were exactly two words that I could understand in this video: testicle and scrotum. Ain't elephantiasis a bitch?!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Pink Taco (The Daily Show)

So I TiVo The Daily Show, but it's clips like this that remind me that I really should consider watching every single episode. classic.

Thank you for being a MF friend, Betty White

Who knew Rose Nylund had such a potty mouth? Here's a great clip of Betty White at the William Shatner roast.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

OSIM iGallop™ | Giddyup in your own home

The OSIM iGallop™ provides abs and core exercise in your own home!
I saw this first in Japan, but they didn't have this great interactive demo.

[via PK]

Mr. Bucket (aka Poor Man's Oozinator™)

In the style of the now-famousOozinator™, Mr. Bucket is another kids-toy-gone-horribly-wrong.

"The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins!!"

[via JM]

Monday, August 21, 2006

MF'in Parallel Parking, MF

Bling Bling Cat Gets Grills

"In this undated hand out photo, Sebastian, a Persian cat with long black hair, sports gold crowns on his two large teeth, which grew sticking out from his lips in an underbite similar to a bulldog's. Concerned that his cat's exposed teeth could be damaged, Dr. David Steele a dentist from Alexandria, Ind., had gold crowns made for his cat pet."

[via Yahoo]

Friday, August 18, 2006

Zachary Allen | The Candyman (and more)

There's something absurdly surreal about this Zachary Allen performance -- the choreography, the background singing, the rap during the bridge.

"What kind of candy do you want?"

[via JM]

If you enjoy pain, you might want more Zachary Allen:

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Chicken Nut Stop | Obsessive Toilet Flushing Cat

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Balki B + The Running Man = Classic

Aw, yah -- Perfect Strangers.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Japanese Tea Bagging?

Classic Informercial: Tom Vu

Monday, August 14, 2006

I'm So Excited

This t-shirt had me chortling for a bit. It's a reference to a classic moment in Saved by the Bell History:

[via MR]

Kaptain Kool and the Kongs

This actually reminded me of a pretty obscure SNL skit which introduced the 'Carol' character. In particular, one of the women (Nashville) looks like Tina Fey's character:

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Turk does Poison on 'Scrubs'

Just in case you missed it:

And the original:

Friday, August 11, 2006

Got Rice, Bitch? (The Video)

(Finally) Someone put this classic AZN tune to video.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Best of the Worst of the AOL Search Logs

Just click to see one of several entries from AOL's search logs that were released (and later removed) earlier this week.

[via The Consumerist]

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The Flava of CRAP

I might have to watch the new season of "The Flava of Love" given this instant classic "holy crap" moment from the season 2 Flavor of Love premiere:

It reminds of the great line, "That Stank Ho Poured the Beer on my Weave!" that got me to start watching America's Next Top Model.

Monday, August 07, 2006

"You're never going to get ahead, saying yes to the man..."

"...'Cause Lord knows I tried." -- Bobby Conn

[via JB]

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Our California State Governor

Arnold Schwarzenegger, wow it's hard to believe this guy is for real.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

We Built This Starbucks

How could they possibly ruin this great Starship song?!

Friday, August 04, 2006

Proud to be a Missourian

This billboard was spotted in St. Louis, MO.
It's catchy, but I don't know if it's selling more nuts.

[via Flickr]

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Signing with Cindy - ASL Intepretations of 80s Hits

American Sign Language meets Interpretive Dance. And by dance I mean 80s Pop Dance.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Christian. Pirate. Puppets.

Three great tastes that taste great together?

Monday, July 31, 2006

Nevada Shoe Tree

In my opinion,The Nevada Shoe Tree is much cooler and less gross then gum alley.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

"I Like Big Balls (Yo)"

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Vader Sessions

James Earl Jones, all rich from his Vader Money.

[via CC]

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

eXtreme Etch-A-Sketch


Monday, July 24, 2006

Seattle Man Sells His 'Blackness' On eBay

"Atkinson, a University of Washington graduate student. He offered his 'blackness' for sale to make a point.

Ebay's response? "They said it was deemed hateful and discriminatory," says Atkinson. Ebay pulled the listing, citing its usage terms that state "sellers may not list items that promote or glorify hatred, violence, or racial intolerance."

Atkinson, 32, says he was trying to do the opposite.

"I want people to be aware that racism is pervasive," he said.

His sale of blackness, his perspective for sale was meant to get people thinking about racism."

Check out a video interview here (the last minute is great).

[via CW]

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Who knew John Mayer was Funny

I certainly gained a lot of respect for John Mayer when he did this skit on Dave Chappelle:

But I didn't know he was funny on his own:

Friday, July 21, 2006

Plush Pork (and other meats)

Turns out, I like meat. I also like plush toys (kinda).
Well, Sweet Meats Plush Toys bring two great tastes together.

[via CI]

Thursday, July 20, 2006

GonGals | "We Wanna Peace!" "Trip Now!"

In a sub-class of the Japanese Harajuku Girl genre lies the Gongals. Not quite explainable, but wow... interesting.

[via CW]

Laughing Yoga

To me, the best part of this oldie-but-goodie is the gentle flute music in the background during the ridiculousness.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Unbelievable Baby

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Bollywood Beatles

Monday, July 17, 2006

Blogger trades one red paperclip for house

I think this is an incredible story of a blogger who trades-up a paper clip all the way to a house, via Craigslist.

(Trailer) For Your Height Only

"He's Smart! He's Sexy! He's Dangerous! He's 3 feet tall!

Beware of sliding midgets with guns. Classic, CLASSIC bits throughout

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Chimp playing Pacman

VMAs | R Kelly -- Trapped in the Closet, Live!

Instant Classic.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Bakuten Domino: Mad Rube Goldberg Action on Japanese TV

Given pitagora suichi, we should've expected this series of great domino / rube goldberg action from Japan:

Old Women's House:

Elementary School and Lab:

Alarm + Breakfast:

[via TVinJapan]

One-legged man who can kick your ass at DDR

Thursday, July 13, 2006

(Trailers) Chesty Morgan in Deadly Weapons and Double Agent 73

"She avenged her lover's death with the only weapons she had..."

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

70s Commercial for Afro Sheen

"How 'bout an afro puff?"

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Beatboxing Parrot

"Wow, it's bustin' out a sick beat"

Monday, July 10, 2006

Let's hope this Superman doesn't Return

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Corky (Yes, that Corky) Rapping

Saturday, July 08, 2006

TAK - Japanese Rapper

I'm hung like I'm what?

[via BWE]

Friday, July 07, 2006

Take that, Skeletor

Piece of man's skull falls off, draws crowds

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Reverend Alecia

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

WTF - Poodle Workout?

Thanks, CG!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Japanese Scare Tactics

I would fear that someone would pull out a gun if you tried to do this in the US.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Ass Pennies

No explanation really, just Ass Pennies

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Extreme Japanese Pranks

Forget Punk'd, the Japanese have practical jokes down to a science.

[via SL]

Monday, June 26, 2006

This Week's Prostitution Photos -- Saint Paul Police


Friday, June 23, 2006

Hey You! Don't Copy that Floppy

The original, anti-piracy, rap song.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Google Your Race

Racial Profiling with Google

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Weird Japanese Cock Festival

Weird Japanese Cock Festival

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A visual exploration on mapping complex networks. I tend to like the old school looking ones, train mappy ones, and spirograph-y ones (though, I'm starting to like the watery and pictograph ones too).

Monday, June 19, 2006

The Monkey Chow Diaries

The Monkey Chow Diaries: "Can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I'm about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: 'a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes.'"

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Woman/Man scared by maze game

(I'm back)

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Gymnastics Mishap

The best part of this video is that the person who shot the video and posted it is the girl's sibling (I'm going to guess older brother)

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Balls on a cone

It's no 'snakes on a plane,' but it'll do.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Vintage Viral : Ms. Cleo Prank Calls

Ok, so I realize that soundboards like these are pretty old concepts.

Certainly, prank calls using them are also not new.
Let me offer up one of my favorites of all time.

Ms. Cleo 1 (really, it's worth it for the last 10 seconds)
Ms. Cleo 2

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Yamaha's Crotch Air Bag

Yamaha's Crotch Air Bag: "Their advanced safety scooter, designated the ASV-3, has a multi-chambered air bag rigged between your legs, under the seat, to open in the case of a crash, thus protecting your most prized possessions."

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

"Like most Nigerians, you're probably finding that it's increasingly difficult to earn a decent living from email. That's why you need to attend the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference."

"Now I know how to respond when someone refers to my business as a scam." - Franklin Dimmoh

- Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed

so wrong, but so right.

[via AMF]

Monday, June 05, 2006

Three-armed baby alert!

Three-armed baby alert!
"A doctor inspects a 59-day-old baby boy who was born with three arms, at a hospital in Shanghai, in east China Monday, May 29, 2006. Doctors are checking the boys physical condition before deciding whether to remove his third arm."

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Extreme Diet Coke & Mentos Experiments

Extreme Diet Coke & Mentos Experiments: "What happens when you combine 200 liters of Diet Coke and over 500 Mentos mints? It's amazing and completely insane."

Saturday, June 03, 2006

The William Hung of So You Think You Can Dance

"She bangs."

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Big Brother Host Julie Chen admits: "I am the Chenbot!"

Even if you have never watched Big Brother, I think you can appreciate host Julie Chen's startling robot-ness in the video above. It took her college friend making her watch it to realize what we knew all along.

[via JM]

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

MIDAS: Homemade Dorm Room Home Automation System

Wow. Certainly, they forgot the big 'ol geek button at this dorm room hack.

Celebrity Gameshow Marathon

"Hosted by Emmy Award nominee Ricki Lake, GAMESHOW MARATHON features six celebrity contestants competing in an elimination tournament comprising classic game shows: 'The Price Is Right,' 'Let's Make a Deal,' 'Beat the Clock,' 'Press Your Luck,' 'Card Sharks,' 'Match Game' and 'Family Feud.' Celebrity contestants include Tim Meadows ('Saturday Night Live'), Leslie Nielsen ('Airplane'), Kathy Najimy ('Sister Act'), Lance Bass (*NSYNC), Paige Davis ('Trading Spaces') and Brande Roderick ('Baywatch'). A champion will be crowned at the end of the competition. "

Monday, May 29, 2006

I'm (the real) Juggernaut, Bizotch

So they worked in a great quote from this classic YouTube entry into X3. A good portion of the audience at the theatre I was at couldn't help but crack up.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Flatulence Filter Seat Cushions by GasBGon

"You no longer have to be embarrassed by the untimely passing of intestinal gas among your friends or family. GasBGon has been designed and tested to absorb the odor and sound of flatulence."

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Taglines | Flickr tag evolution

"TagLines is the visualization of the evolution of Flickr tags over time. An algorithm chooses the eight most popular tags for each day, along with interesting photos corresponding to each of these tags. TagLines provides via Flash two metaphors for visualization: the waterfall and river."

[via digg]

Friday, May 26, 2006

Wrinkle Free Horsepants

"Since the dawn of time, horses have roamed the face of the earth in search of one thing, and one thing only —- pants.

[via JS]

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Frog Salad II

Hm. A video of another frog salad, this time en espanol.

[cf. Frog Salad I]

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Tailor for Cats

Tailor for Cats, Japanese Cats, that is.

[via JS aka #1BLUTOWMS]

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Japanese take on American Japanophiles

Monday, May 22, 2006

Worst Themepark. Ever.

Fantazy Land, in Alexandria Egypt is by one account the worst theme park ever...

Friday, May 19, 2006

Filipinos tune in to star power of Western pop

Filipinos are a musical people, it's what I've been saying all along.

[via MM]

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Rap Lyrics Translated

Easily a very old page with rap lyrics translated for the song 'One more chance' by Notorious B.I.G. Pretty funny still.

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Malaysian Martial Art Training

[via CW]

Monday, May 15, 2006

Dat Phan | Vietnamese American Comedian

Hilarious winner of Last Comic Standing.

There are Korean comediennes, Filipino Comics, and now Dat Phan represents the Vietnamese. Why aren't there any Chinese comics? And why aren't there are any Chinese American Idols?

[via CW via DC]

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Star Trek 2.0 | Karaoke

This one is pretty funny too...

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Crazy Japanese Gameshow | Library punishment

[via CW (more info about the kickboxer there, too]]

Star Trek Cribs | The director's cut

[via AMF]

Anabuki Construction | Commercial


(an oldie, but goodie)

Friday, May 12, 2006

The Diffusion of Wal-Mart and Economies of Density

"The University of Minnesota's Thomas Holmes Movie of Wal-Mart Store Openings, illustrating each store opening in the United States from 1962 to 2004."

Thursday, May 11, 2006

XY Coordinate Watch

This watch features a cool way to look at time through an XY Coordinate Intersection.

More cool watches at

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Ni**a Know Technology

Nigga Know Technology: "This site is like motherfucking FUBU on the technological front"

[via AMF via his brother]