eBay: The Angel of Meat Print

eBay: The Angel of Meat Print

Someone needs to potty.

Yahoo! News Photo: "U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war. REUTERS/Rick Wilking"

SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Videos

An album cover? Pen is mightier? Famous Titles? They're all available here at SmitHappens- SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Videos!

Discover Music - Pandora

Pandora is a better recommendation system then most because it's based on real musicologists' analysis of music.

Here's a link to a cool station, Argh & B

Curiosities from Japanese Porno Shops

"As everyone is well aware, Japan is absolutely brimming with bizarre shit, particularly when it comes to adult material. Tentacle rape, bestiality, people shitting on each other... They've got it all. So when I stumbled upon a seven-floor adult superstore, I knew I was going to walk out with some amazingly weird stuff."

...like bust pudding.

My own, personal, Jesus (and Oprah)

Love the barcode art.

Big Ideas come out of Big Pencils

Leo Burnett Company Ltd, an agency in Toronto, has the coolest website.

seriously.

Duck Hunt meets Doom

"Someone made their own Duck hunt mash up - called Duck Doom deluxe, all the best things about Doom and Duck hunt in one game!"

[via Make]

As if the word 'joystick' weren't suggestive enough

Swee-tass belt buckle made from Atari 2600 joysticks.

[via gizmodo]

Designer Profiles

"Yes this does look like it might have been "inspired" (to put it lightly) by Ray Eames' famous Walnut Stools – but the ability to inject your profile into the object's design is enough of a twist to make these Turn Your Head "Pirolettes" worth mentioning." [via inhabitat]

Japanese subway roach video

Apparently the real roach motel exists undeneath a manhole cover in a subway in Japan. Some people were terrorized, others used their magazines like clubs, while a few just went DDR on dems roaches. Video here. [via boingboing]

K&K Mime Ministries

Two words: Gospel Mimes.

"The Mind Of A Mime Film Company is a team of producers whose objective is to scout new gospel mime talent in an effort to keep the industry of gospel mime in the public eye. "

Water as Physical Display

sascha pohflepp projects: "EAVESDRIPPING is the design for an installation that uses water as medium and display to render invisible communication visible and experienceable."

also check out this site.

Gizmodo Japan: Auto door

Gizmodo Japan: Auto door: " Cleanliness, efficiency, compactness, cool-factor for a variety of reasons, automatic doors have become a standard feature of Japanese shops. While the typical sliding star-trek style design has proven itself, the tanaka auto door aims to improve upon a good concept. This new design entails strips equipped with infrared sensors that open to the approximate shape of the person or object passing through, minimizing entry of dust, pollen, and bugs while keeping precious air-conditioning in."

Phallic Logo Awards

B3TA : FEATURES : PHALLIC LOGO AWARDS: "The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a big spurting penis? "

Charo + Pamela Anderson

Cuchi-cuchi meets Hoochie-hoochie. [via Go Fug Yourself]

Liquid Ass: It's Not Perfume

Liquid Ass: "Buy a bottle of this and your whole housecan smell like my chair on these hot August days! Liquid Ass has genuine Butt Crack Flava and is apparently sure to clear out a girl’s locker room (??). Not sure the preoccupation with clearing young ladies out of enclosed spaces, but both StrangeNewProducts and the manufacturers attempt to scare girls away with Liquid Ass. Is there something else to this compound that someone isn’t telling us? Is Liquid Ass a nickname?" [via Gizmodo]

Domokun Snow Team!

All new Hocky player, Snow bum, Snow boarder, and Skiing Domokuns.

Top 10 dot-com flops

"The most astounding thing about the dot-com boom was the obscene amount of money that was spent. Zealous venture capitalists fell over themselves to invest millions in Internet start-ups; dot-coms blew millions on spectacular marketing campaigns; new college graduates became instant millionaires (albeit on paper) and rushed out to spend it; and companies with unproven business models executed massive IPOs with sky-high stock prices. Of course, we all know what eventually happened to this world. Few of these companies actually made enough money to recoup that cash, and when their investors fled to the hills, these start-ups died dramatic deaths. These are the celebrity victims of the new-economy bust." See the list.

Strip Club Owner Raises Ire With New Sign

I guess Vaginas R' Us was too subtle.

Caught On Tape: Fainting Goats

"They're some of Tennessee's best-known creatures: the fainting goats of Marshall County.

Like any proud parent, farmer Gene McNutt says his "kids" have a hidden talent - and it's unique enough that the county has built an entire festival around it. The Goats, Music and More Festival is expected to bring throngs to the area the weekend of October 11th.

McNutt says the condition that causes his goats to become stiff-legged and keel over doesn't hurt the animals, but it has made them a tourist attraction. Whenever they're startled the goats just drop and, after a few minutes on the ground, eventually regain their equilibrium."

[via BlackTT and FoD]

Design's New School Of Thought

Stanford's new Design School's (the "D-school") co-founder David Kelley gets interviewed by business week.

New Features at Flickr

Cool new functionality was just announced at flickr, 'clustering' helps you explore photos beyond the first level of tags and 'interestingness' makes popular pictures more findable.

Flickr + Digital Postcards = Delivr

Delivr Digital Postcards is a cool mashup that allows you to send any image on flickr licensed under the Creative Commons to your peeps.

[via Flickr Blog]

Fiber-optic light desk

Love this.

Flickr Related Tag Browser

Flickr Related Tag Browser

100,000 Bouncy Balls down Filbert and Leavenworth

Bouncy Bouncy.

The 20 Hamburgers You Must Eat Before You Die

Where's the Beef?

'Ghetto Talent Show,' Watermelon Eating Contest Outrages Community

Red beans and rice didn't miss Him.

Seemingly Sexual: Nut Poppers

Honestly, what are brand marketers thinking when they name a product 'Nut Poppers.' (cf. 1, 2)

Maggot Treatment Saves Mich. Woman's Foot

Maggot Treatment Saves Mich. Woman's Foot. Where's the picture?

Super cool chess visualization

an online applet that visually represents the electronic calculations of a computer chess program in real time. fading curved splines show potential future moves considered by the computer, with brigther lines denoting more positive results. [via information aesthetics]

Top 10 Web fads

Relive 'Mahir,' 'Hampsterdance,' and 'All Your Base...' on this top ten list. I feel like there are a lot more than these 10. Feel free to add comments with your favorites.

Infinite Flickr, the movie

FlickrBlog: "A picture of someone using flickr to see a picture of someone else using flickr to see a picture of someone else using flickr to see a picture of someone else using flick to see a ...... ad infinitum"

HotOrNot + Google Maps

HotOrNot + Google Maps. 'Nuff said.

Put it on the glass.

In homage to Sir Mix-a-lot's upcoming concert stop in SF, I wanted to bring back some oldies, but goodies.

Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

Roof on Fire Claims Lives of 43 Party People

Silence of the Lambs...

...the musical. Second only to musical Karate Kid.

Job Post: Seeking TALENTED writers to watch and write descriptions of adult DVDs

A snippet from the application: "You can poke fun of the girls and sarcasm is encouraged, but on some level you still need to make the girls seem appealing. For example, if a girl has a fat ass and huge breast it's okay to say "this festively plump woman really knows how to work her huge t*** to get the guy off." It's not okay to say "I wanted to vomit when her 300 lb. ass scrolled across the screen."

Help Wanted: Be part of a scientific study...

Testing is non-invasive and takes about an hour.

Baby Beyonce

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no.

Crop Oprah! Crop Oprah!

Ok, so this is really two entries in one. beenmapped.com allows you to bookmark Google Map locations. This one just happens to be a satellite image of a crop maze in the shape of Oprah.

Fun with Sparklers

Long exposure settings + sparklers = fun. Happy (belated) 4th.

What the [bleep]?!

The best of Jimmy Kimmel Live's Unnecessary Censorship

"Oh, I wanna be a prop" -- Richard Simmons on Whose Line is it Anyway

Run, don't walk to see this classic clip of Richard Simmons guest starring on Whose Line is It Anyway? True genius.

Learn morse code (in one minute)

Cool binary tree to help you learn morse code.

HOWTO: Save nearly any multimedia file in your web browser to your hard drive

Save embedded flash, .mov, .wmv, and other media types on your hard-drive for later play.

Google Maps Transparencies

Google Maps Transparencies, another supercool gMap mashup.

Google Weather Map + Web Cams

Cool combo of Google Maps, Weather Info and City Webcams:Weather map - Google Weather Map. All live and pretty fresh.

Flickr: The London Bomb Blasts Pool

Collection of community posted images from this morning's London tragedy -- Flickr: The London Bomb Blasts Pool

Be Your Own Hotspot

Turn a backpack into a portable, solar-powered Wi-Fi hotspot, and share a high-speed connection anywhere.

Guess Which Movie

For all you movie buffs, see how well you remember scenes with this cool site: Guess Which Movie

The Filipino, English incident

Ok, all you locals out there. Let's see how good your filipino english is. Try to figure out what Benny Degoosegoose is saying in all these phrases below.

You have to remember the consonants that Filipino's
cannot pronounce and use your best slur and dialect to reveal what Benny deGoosegoose is trying to say.

"Benny, how would you use these words in a sentence?"

1. Tenacious - Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.
2. Deposit- Call de plahmer. Deposit is leaking.
3. Splat- Oh my goodness, my tire is splat!
4. Associate- When I went to de bathroom, associate in de toilet.
5. Hostess- When de pone rings, I ask hostess?
6. Persuading- Tomorrow will be my persuading anniversary.
7. Depressed- Depressed is da one who leads mass on Sundays.
8. Deficit- Bepor you jahmp in de pool, check how deficit.
9. Statue- Oy, Pedro...Statue?
10. Penis- Bepor you go out and play, penis your homework.
11. Uno, Dos, Tres- Uno! Dos tres are burning!.
12. Chicken Nut Bread- My sista no can swim. When she jahmp in de water, chicken nut bread.

The White Ho

Shoo', I didn't think we needed anothuh Ho in Washington.

'Course, this reminds me of MSNBC's Niger Innis and Michelle Kwan flubs.

Super-sweet Wooden iPod

iPod + Wood = iPood?

LIVE 8 City by City -- Watch London, Philadelphia and Toronto Concert Videos

AOL was cool for once -- they've uploaded every Live 8 concert for your viewing pleasure.

Disappearing Dots Illusion

Disappearing Dots Illusion

Airplane Lavatory Blues

Complaint from seat 29E

Famous Crosswalk Button Hack

Crazy cool Crosswalk Button Hack

Eve is in it!

Eve Objects To 'Personal' Sex Tape Posted On Internet

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car!

Living in the age of Entitlement

The Young Labeled 'Entitlement Generation'

(Mid)West Side!

Sign me up for this hot tee.

Bring on the Tug-o-war

Bravo reveals identities of its upcoming 'Battle of the Network Reality Stars' participants.

It's not easy bein' green

A friend of mine recently found this frog in her salad from her cafeteria.

Seemingly Sexual: Personalized Munch Box

Another entry for the seemingly sexual file.

Seemingly Sexual: Gorilla Munch

Seemingly Sexual: Gorilla Munch 

Farting Preacher II

IFILM - Viral Videos: Farting Preacher II

Sugar Free Milk Chocolate Dipped Pork Rinds

Diet food gone wrong. (3.5 stars)

Streaker Fart

"As a pretty reporter talks on camera, a streaker runs by and lets one fly."

Seemingly Sexual: Muscle Milk

Seemingly Sexual: Muscle Milk 

"he bite me in my vagina..."

"In my vagina two times he bite me. but his teeths are very small and they don't damage very much. Just, they pinch!"

The whole Showdog Moms and Dads video here. Trust me, make it to the second minute.

To all my ninjas

Police Investigate Bizarre Vandalism

Celebrity Anagrams: Susan Sarandon

Susan Sarandon = O darn! Sans anus!
from TopFive.

Celebrity Anagrams: Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst anagrams to "Dr. Sunken Tits"

I think I want to start collecting these, have any suggestions?

2-Headed Cat Born in Oregon

Beware: Don't breed your weiner cats with freakishly tall (aka normal sized) cats. Otherwise, this will happen.

Whitney & Bobby: Preparation H

Whitney & Bobby: Preparation H. What more is there to say really about this sneak peak for the upcoming show?

Seemingly Sexual: Cocoa Bumpers

'cocoa bumpers' falls into the category of phrases that are seemingly sexual but allegedly are not. who honestly would name their cereal this. I found this at the local Safeway.

Drunk Jenga

I'm not sure why Drunk Jenga hasn't taken off. Certainly this is a worldwide phenomena.

eBay Pulse: Trends, Hot Picks, Cool Stuff

I'm strangely drawn to visiting eBay Pulse, though it's really more about weirdness than the actual 'pulse' of eBay. My favorite today is this listing for Double Ds.