Job Post: Seeking TALENTED writers to watch and write descriptions of adult DVDs

A snippet from the application: "You can poke fun of the girls and sarcasm is encouraged, but on some level you still need to make the girls seem appealing. For example, if a girl has a fat ass and huge breast it's okay to say "this festively plump woman really knows how to work her huge t*** to get the guy off." It's not okay to say "I wanted to vomit when her 300 lb. ass scrolled across the screen."