Thursday, August 31, 2006

Look ma, no arms!

As seen on

Highlights of Little Richard on Celebrity Duets


Pugs Dressed as Famous People

Enjoy the likes of Napoleon Bonapug, Puglius Ceasar, Count Pugula, and Spock Pug.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Angry Cat, Angry Cat...

...what are they feeding you?

Costco Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House

Arrrr! Costco is seeling this crazy huge Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House for only $18,499.99! (Hopefully you don't have to buy it in a 3-pack)

Monday, August 28, 2006

Wedding Cake Incident

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Mr Julius | Porn Foley Artist

"A foley artist is someone who creates sounds for motion pictures...screeching tires, someone slamming a door, or in my case balls slamming up against a chick's ass."

Friday, August 25, 2006

Viral Classic | Wilhelm Scream Compilation

From wikipedia:

The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect first used in 1951 for the movie Distant Drums. It has been featured in dozens of movies since. Alongside a certain recording of the cry of the Red-tailed Hawk, the "Universal telephone ring" [1] and "castle thunder," it is probably one of the most well-known cinematic sound clichés.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Improv Everywhere Mission: Slow-Mo Home Depot

Improve Everywhere is this genius group that pulls all sorts of wacky stunts -- This time they get a ton of people to shop in slow mo at a Manhattan Home Depot.

Poodle Disguise Kit for Dobermans

Sick of your dog getting looked down upon by onlookers as 'unruly' or 'vicious'? Try this new Poodle Disguise Kit (with step by step instructions)

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

There were exactly two words that I could understand in this video: testicle and scrotum. Ain't elephantiasis a bitch?!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Pink Taco (The Daily Show)

So I TiVo The Daily Show, but it's clips like this that remind me that I really should consider watching every single episode. classic.

Thank you for being a MF friend, Betty White

Who knew Rose Nylund had such a potty mouth? Here's a great clip of Betty White at the William Shatner roast.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

OSIM iGallop™ | Giddyup in your own home

The OSIM iGallop™ provides abs and core exercise in your own home!
I saw this first in Japan, but they didn't have this great interactive demo.

[via PK]

Mr. Bucket (aka Poor Man's Oozinator™)

In the style of the now-famousOozinator™, Mr. Bucket is another kids-toy-gone-horribly-wrong.

"The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins!!"

[via JM]

Monday, August 21, 2006

MF'in Parallel Parking, MF

Bling Bling Cat Gets Grills

"In this undated hand out photo, Sebastian, a Persian cat with long black hair, sports gold crowns on his two large teeth, which grew sticking out from his lips in an underbite similar to a bulldog's. Concerned that his cat's exposed teeth could be damaged, Dr. David Steele a dentist from Alexandria, Ind., had gold crowns made for his cat pet."

[via Yahoo]

Friday, August 18, 2006

Zachary Allen | The Candyman (and more)

There's something absurdly surreal about this Zachary Allen performance -- the choreography, the background singing, the rap during the bridge.

"What kind of candy do you want?"

[via JM]

If you enjoy pain, you might want more Zachary Allen:

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Chicken Nut Stop | Obsessive Toilet Flushing Cat

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Balki B + The Running Man = Classic

Aw, yah -- Perfect Strangers.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Japanese Tea Bagging?

Classic Informercial: Tom Vu

Monday, August 14, 2006

I'm So Excited

This t-shirt had me chortling for a bit. It's a reference to a classic moment in Saved by the Bell History:

[via MR]

Kaptain Kool and the Kongs

This actually reminded me of a pretty obscure SNL skit which introduced the 'Carol' character. In particular, one of the women (Nashville) looks like Tina Fey's character:

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Turk does Poison on 'Scrubs'

Just in case you missed it:

And the original:

Friday, August 11, 2006

Got Rice, Bitch? (The Video)

(Finally) Someone put this classic AZN tune to video.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Best of the Worst of the AOL Search Logs

Just click to see one of several entries from AOL's search logs that were released (and later removed) earlier this week.

[via The Consumerist]

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The Flava of CRAP

I might have to watch the new season of "The Flava of Love" given this instant classic "holy crap" moment from the season 2 Flavor of Love premiere:

It reminds of the great line, "That Stank Ho Poured the Beer on my Weave!" that got me to start watching America's Next Top Model.

Monday, August 07, 2006

"You're never going to get ahead, saying yes to the man..."

"...'Cause Lord knows I tried." -- Bobby Conn

[via JB]

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Our California State Governor

Arnold Schwarzenegger, wow it's hard to believe this guy is for real.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

We Built This Starbucks

How could they possibly ruin this great Starship song?!

Friday, August 04, 2006

Proud to be a Missourian

This billboard was spotted in St. Louis, MO.
It's catchy, but I don't know if it's selling more nuts.

[via Flickr]

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Signing with Cindy - ASL Intepretations of 80s Hits

American Sign Language meets Interpretive Dance. And by dance I mean 80s Pop Dance.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Christian. Pirate. Puppets.

Three great tastes that taste great together?