Thursday, August 31, 2006
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Costco Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House
Arrrr! Costco is seeling this crazy huge Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House for only $18,499.99! (Hopefully you don't have to buy it in a 3-pack)
Monday, August 28, 2006
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Mr Julius | Porn Foley Artist
"A foley artist is someone who creates sounds for motion pictures...screeching tires, someone slamming a door, or in my case balls slamming up against a chick's ass."
Friday, August 25, 2006
Viral Classic | Wilhelm Scream Compilation
From wikipedia:
The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect first used in 1951 for the movie Distant Drums. It has been featured in dozens of movies since. Alongside a certain recording of the cry of the Red-tailed Hawk, the "Universal telephone ring" [1] and "castle thunder," it is probably one of the most well-known cinematic sound clichés.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Improv Everywhere Mission: Slow-Mo Home Depot
Improve Everywhere is this genius group that pulls all sorts of wacky stunts -- This time they get a ton of people to shop in slow mo at a Manhattan Home Depot.
Poodle Disguise Kit for Dobermans
Sick of your dog getting looked down upon by onlookers as 'unruly' or 'vicious'? Try this new Poodle Disguise Kit (with step by step instructions)
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
There were exactly two words that I could understand in this video: testicle and scrotum. Ain't elephantiasis a bitch?!
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Pink Taco (The Daily Show)
So I TiVo The Daily Show, but it's clips like this that remind me that I really should consider watching every single episode. classic.
Thank you for being a MF friend, Betty White
Who knew Rose Nylund had such a potty mouth? Here's a great clip of Betty White at the William Shatner roast.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
OSIM iGallop™ | Giddyup in your own home
The OSIM iGallop™ provides abs and core exercise in your own home!
I saw this first in Japan, but they didn't have this great interactive demo.
[via PK]
Mr. Bucket (aka Poor Man's Oozinator™)
In the style of the now-famousOozinator™, Mr. Bucket is another kids-toy-gone-horribly-wrong.
"The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins!!"
[via JM]
Monday, August 21, 2006
Bling Bling Cat Gets Grills
"In this undated hand out photo, Sebastian, a Persian cat with long black hair, sports gold crowns on his two large teeth, which grew sticking out from his lips in an underbite similar to a bulldog's. Concerned that his cat's exposed teeth could be damaged, Dr. David Steele a dentist from Alexandria, Ind., had gold crowns made for his cat pet."
[via Yahoo]
Friday, August 18, 2006
Zachary Allen | The Candyman (and more)
There's something absurdly surreal about this Zachary Allen performance -- the choreography, the background singing, the rap during the bridge.
"What kind of candy do you want?"
[via JM]
If you enjoy pain, you might want more Zachary Allen:
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Monday, August 14, 2006
I'm So Excited
Kaptain Kool and the Kongs
This actually reminded me of a pretty obscure SNL skit which introduced the 'Carol' character. In particular, one of the women (Nashville) looks like Tina Fey's character:
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Friday, August 11, 2006
Thursday, August 10, 2006
The Best of the Worst of the AOL Search Logs
Just click to see one of several entries from AOL's search logs that were released (and later removed) earlier this week.
[via The Consumerist]
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
The Flava of CRAP
I might have to watch the new season of "The Flava of Love" given this instant classic "holy crap" moment from the season 2 Flavor of Love premiere:
It reminds of the great line, "That Stank Ho Poured the Beer on my Weave!" that got me to start watching America's Next Top Model.
Monday, August 07, 2006
"You're never going to get ahead, saying yes to the man..."
"...'Cause Lord knows I tried." -- Bobby Conn
[via JB]
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Friday, August 04, 2006
Proud to be a Missourian
This billboard was spotted in St. Louis, MO.
It's catchy, but I don't know if it's selling more nuts.
[via Flickr]
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Signing with Cindy - ASL Intepretations of 80s Hits
American Sign Language meets Interpretive Dance. And by dance I mean 80s Pop Dance.