How to Keep Drunks Off Camera

(it's near the end of this short clip)

Master Headspinner

Embarrassing Hot Tub Incident

Don't watch this during your lunch break.

Danish Speed Control

Not quite safe for work, but not full on pr0n.

[via JM]

Parallel Parking (for geeks)

Pug imitates a blender

Dog + Fashion Show = Crappy Couture

Midget Fight!

Unintentionally sexual comic book covers

More here, this just happens to be my favorite.
[via JJ]

Garage Sale: An Internet Reality Show

A Weekly Internet Reality Series where you decide which contestants get sold on eBay.

Japanese girls scared by "The Ring"

The last 10 seconds are my favorite.

Walking on water (and cornstarch)

Keep on, with the corn starch. Don't stop till it's thick enough.

"They filled a pool with a mix of cornstarch and water made on a concrete mixer truck. When stress is applied to the liquid it exhibits properties of a solid."

Skateboarding Bulldog

This skate boarding dog is freakin' amazing.

Aries Spears Rappers Impressions

[via AMF]

31 Wheel Roller Suit

Scary Poppins

Ok. I'm going to have nightmares about this one. More movie mashups here.
[cf. 10 things I hate about Commandments]

Extreme Trainsurfer

"Preformed by a German known as "the trainrider". Before he died from leukemia, he enjoyed the last year of his life by surfing on trains. Included Germany's fastest Highspeed train ICE with a top speed of 330 km/h(!)"

Faith Hill 'bout to Kick Someone's Ass

Season Shot - Ammo with flavor

3 easy steps.

"Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth and start wondering about which flavor shot to use!"

[via GM]

Mint Brothers

Is this the future?

[via RG]

Not Your Average Dorritos Bag

I have no idea why this would make you want to eat chips.

[via JJ, via Flickr]

Twenty girls, a bull, and a dream

This a trailer for Beauty and the Bull, a reality show featuring twenty women competing in a bikini bullriding contest. WTF.

Seemingly Sexual: Cockburn's

This tawny port sounds more like a post bad-idea-jean's sketch date problem. "Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, 'When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?'"

[via PK]

In Living Color | Music parodies

You know, In Living Color was genius.
Here are some of my favorite music parodies from the show:
Milli Vanilli:

Michael Jackson:

Tracy Chapman:

Vanilla Ice:

Whitney Houston:

These Glutes Were Made For Walking

Kung Fu v. Yoga

I'll get namaste on your ass!