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Merri Kurisumasu! Chimp in Japan Gets Popcorn Machine for Xmas, Freaks Out

Japanese stacking food on animals

I've seen pictures of this, but never video... genius

Fail Whale

iBoobs on iPhone

Best Elimination Speech Ever

[via CW]

Crying Sorority Girl

"**Back Story**
Apparently, she wanted to make the hallway appear that it had snow in it, so she decided to use a fire extinguisher (this is something that her dad has successfully done in the past). Instead of there just being a "little poof", the entire hallway filled with chemicals that caused the fire alarm to go off in the middle of the night during finals week.

Now this is her in the car upset that everyone at Alpha Chi (the sorority she wants to be in and presumably those who live where the fire alarm went off) hates her. She explains how she isn't a bad person and it was just an accident."

Fun with Vodka Shots

R2 Chorus Line

Bundesliga Soccer Fashion of the 70s

Dolphin Pod

Merry Christmas from wonder dog

Queen Latifah | SNL's Excedrin for Racial Tension Headaches

I know this is old... but I was thinking about it today and think Queen Latifah is genius in it:

Happy Christmas from AKQA

Pizza Delivery Fail

If you like than you should've put a diaper on it (Single Ladies, Toddler Style)

To tow or not to tow

Shake it to the Ground!

Thai Ken Lee

If you loved Ken Lee, then you'll love:

[via FD]

Contestant makes game show history

Failblog: WIN

Thanks to everyone who voted... my picture got posted:

see more pwn and owned pictures

A Very Barney (Bush) Christmas

Obama Logo Design Part 1 and 2

Nico Santos | Hilarious Gay Filipino Comic (that's not Alec Mapa)

Random Stimulation Generates Creative Thinking

Plaxico Burress On Gun Safety

Vintage Dating Advice

A Brotha Vs. A Bug, Mr. Chi-City Kicking some Insect Ass

The Wunder Boner

Jon Stewart's discussion with Mike Huckabee

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Mike Huckabee Pt. 2

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

My Fail Blog Entry | Please vote it to the homepage

more fail, owned and pwned pics and videos

Glitter N’ Gold Insane Variety Puppet Show

SNL Digital Short: J*** in My Pants

[via RG]

Real World Mario Cart

[via RG]

Pug Puppies

Cheetos Pet

Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage

The Hello Experiment

This is so hilarious...

Especially if you know Lionel Richie's original video. This is the extended, extra stalker-y version:

Got Scratchy Eyes?

This walrus is trying to play us something

Surfing for Seniors

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more...

featuring an all-star cast that includes Margaret Cho, Andy Richter, Maya Rudolph, John C. Reilly, Allison Janney, Kathy Najimy, Rashida Jones, Sarah Chalke, Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris and Marc Shaiman.

A Muppet Entirely Your Own

Ok, DIY Muppet is genius. The NYT article is great. See the FAO Schwarz FAQ.




[via JM]

Does Saxby Chambliss Cop A Feel On His Granddaughter In This Video?

The Simpson's Apple Spoof: Mapple

Weirdly Awesome Bruce Lee Ping Pong Commercial

LazyTown featuring Lil Jon

Maybe it's because I was making Jacques Torres' kinda detailed chocolate cookie recipe today, but I found this pretty amusing

Chicken Head Tracking

John Legend's Nutmeg

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

A Colbert Christmas: John Legend

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

[via AMF]

Broken Restaurant Sign Fail

I saw this a number of years ago and just found the picture again... I"m going to send it to Fail Blog, stat.

Immersion

Snoop makes Mashed Potatoes with Martha Stewart

2008 Sarah Palin turkey interview

Gobble, gobble!

The Day These Girls Learned That The World Is A Cold, Cruel Place

No One Wants To Shake Hands With Sad Puppy Bush

Creepy caught in the act

Like a Record

Majide!

Well Behaved Tire

Martha Stewart v. Snoop Dogg

Roomba Driver

Digital Conversion PSA

I [heart] Sleeveface

Asahi Robocco: Beer-pouring robot

[via JM]

Wanda Sykes Comes Out

This dog is trying to tell us something

Case of the Eyebrows

Dance Fail

Elderly Ghetto Gospel Choir Raps

Uh, oh, Jen.

Treadmobil

10 toys that made you gay

Getting fired up at the World Series Parade

Wanda Sykes talks Prop 8 to Ellen

Tubing Fail

Keith Olbermann on Prop 8

Toy Commercial Fail

Cat vs. Box

Björk talking about her TV

Fox News: Palin didn't know Africa was a continent

Prop 8 on the Daily Show

Discrimination

Drive-by Compliments

Whassup 2008

Unbelievable McCain Vs. Obama Dance-Off

[via GR]

Hollywood Director Attack Ads

You haven't seen this one yet. Wait for :45

McCain say what?

America's Next Top McCain

Wii Phit

The First Minute of "Who's Nailin' Paylin" (Safe for Work)

Chimpanzee / Monkey rides Segway

[via RG]

Giant Gummi Bear...on a stick!

Tractor Square Dancing

[via RG]

Debate, REMIX!

A Cappella Neo Soul Fail

(the action starts at ~2:00)

Batman vs. The Penguin: The Debate

She. It.

Hosed

Vote in the Box

La Pequeña Sarah Palin

[via CW]

Hayden Panettiere: Vote for McCain

Worst Movie Scenes Ever.

[via CW]

Vote No on Prop 8

John Cleese talks about Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin Church, be amazed!

Best Man Fail

Sarah Palin | Sex tape?

[via JM]

Iron Chef America | Biiru edition

Rachel Ray Corn Porn (SFW)

Pageant Parents

Try to make it to 2:30.

Betty White on Palin/Obama

Election '08: La Pequeña Hillary Clinton Hulks Out!

FOX Freakout Over Unretouched Palin Photo On Newsweek Cover

Banksy's "Village Pet Store And Charcoal Grill"

Barack Obama’s Nightmares: They’re The Most Haunting!©

Frisk Fail

Peace Dove Fail

[via RG]

Diesel SFX XXX Ad

[via RG]

Baby Wee Wee (Pi Pi)

[via LR]

SNL: VP Debate

CNN: Sarah Palin Supporter

Late Show: The Sarah Palin Debate Recap

Prison Break

5 Friends

Happy October: Funny Scary Goat

Nearly unanimous vote for Obama = "split" on FOX News

The Most Logical Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage

The Bottle Band - Dont worry be happy

Ghetto Logic - Laqueesha on the debate

What It's Really Like to Have the World's Largest Penis

[via JM]

SNL: Katie Couric & Sarah Palin, Barack and McCain, and Clinton

Greatest moment from Magum P.I. ever

Sara Palin: Head of Skate

[via AMF]

Crying Over Dead Trees

"John McCain, Can I ask you why you're so angry? nevermind"

Carvel Ice Cream Commercial or 80s porn?

[via JG]

Slide Fail

[via JM]

David Letterman gets dissed by John McCain

The Rammers - Let's Ram It

[via CI]

Mr. Spriggs Barbeque - Best jingle ever

[via AMF]

DramaTel: Totally real phone card that let's you F with people

Win the game, here.

Michael Phelps on Grey's Anatomy

A Very Special Mr. Belvedere

[via RG]

How wet will you get?

Filipino Prisoners bring Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas

Torn, ASL edition

Italian Spiderman

[via RG]

Damn It Feels Good to be Banker -- A Wall Street Musical

[via SS]

(Another) Dramatic Cat

[via AP]

Fail: Juan Gabriel

Biological Fail

Hockey Moms Against Sarah Palin

Ninja Cat

Two Guys "Consoling Each Other" Behind CNN Reporter During This Mornings Broadcast.

[via JM]

Re: PSA '...And Now You Know' - Black Man in an Elevator

Hiya - I just got a comment about the blogpost PSA '...And Now You Know' - Black Man in an Elevator that I wanted to address.

I apologize if anyone took offense to the video or found it racist. I thought it was interesting commentary on fear in general in this country and didn't mean to offend.

It appears that the commenter actually knows me since they referred to me getting laidoff from my job a couple of weeks ago, though they didn't leave their name. If you are the original commenter and want to chat about it, I encourage you to contact me to discuss. My apologies if I offended you for including this post on CNB.

The Renewed Mind Is The Key...To Bad Dancing

“Short Shorts In Court Girl” Is A Local News Comedy Genius

PSA '...And Now You Know' - Black Man in an Elevator

MythBusters draw a MONA LISA in 80 milliseconds! at NVIDIA's Show

John McCain Gets BarackRoll'd

Treadmill Antics

Camera Shy

The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Bra

Yes, that's Frangela.

Mr T's Flavorwave Turbo

Jesus Is My Friend

MAD tv - Bon Qui Qui at King Burger

[via JL]

Trampoline, the new olympic sport -- for dogs

WTF: Shoe Circus

New 90210 Au Jus Review

GOP-ness

[both via JM]

Beware of Lettuce

YouTube in 1985

Diddy Blog #16 - "John McCain Is Buggin The F%^k Out'"!

Is it October Yet?

Seatbelt Comfort Strap. wtf.

Akon calls T-Pain Video

Bubbles the Cock Drawing Bandit

Mariah Carey Is...

[via FFP]

Kimo's 10 Years of Madonna in 10 Minutes @ Trannyshack

[via JM]

Indonesian tsunami creatures

I'm not sure I'm including this... but the music + the pictures made me chuckle... and I'm on painkillers.

1981 Nadia Tour gymnastics Paul Hunt comedy uneven bars

Judge Judy promo

When Transvestites Attack

[via somebody... remind me and I'll add it]

For FD: Men Multitasking

[for FD via BC & JM]

Master Debaters, 2008

[via BWE]

"We all had that professor who had a gray ponytail down to the middle of his back. The one that reminds us of sensitive ponytail man from Singles. The one who didn’t wear shoes and was one whisker short of a full beard, if you know what I’m saying. We all had the feeling that one day, sensitive ponytail professor was going to snap. Finally, that moment has not only occurred, it’s been captured on video.

In this 8 minute clip, Fort Hays State University debate coach, William Shanahan, goes completely nerd-crazy on the coach from Pittsburgh, Shanara Reid. The argument erupts over negative body language exhibited by the coaches while the students are debating in the 2008 Cross Examination Debate Association quarterfinals. The entire thing is pretty entertaining and has something for everyone. Socially awkward nerds flipping out? Check. Male on female violence? Check. Male student crying like a little girl? Check. Multiple speeches delivered with the same emotion as Braveheart? Check. Sensitive ponytail professor mooning the entire room? DOUBLE-CHECK."

Miss Community College 1990

[via FoD]

Insane crazy rainbow lady

[via JM]

Betting with Weed

Lego Donkey Kong

Barack Roll

[via AMF]

Pilobolus on Conan O'Brien

[via JM]

CERN Rap

"Officials at CERN, the European nuclear research organisation in Geneva, are to switch on the world's most powerful particle accelerator on 10 September and look, they've made a YouTube video to celebrate."

[via CW]

Fail.

Animal Identification Fail


Stripper Fail

[both via JM]

No More Kings "Sweep the Leg" Video

"For fans of great music and "The Karate Kid". The "Sweep the Leg" music video is for the first single by a new band No More Kings. The video features the cast of the original "Karate Kid" including Johnny (the bad guy), Daniel-son (the good guy), Sensei Kreese (the evil sensei), the original Cobra Kai (the cronies), and another special guest (can you guess who the pizza guy is?)."

[via MMF]

The Dramatic Cat

Beluga Whales blowing bubble rings in Japan

It's nice to know Anderson Cooper likes reality tv too.

(Scary) Mister Rogers the Clown

Pigeons suck at iPhone video games

Today Show Plays Rock Band

Cool Japanese Water Animation

Balls of Steel Series 3 - Alex Zane: Couples Game

Urban Soccer

[via AMF]

Captain Planet v. Three Six Mafia

[via CW]

Ernie and Bert, biotch.

[from CI]

Groverfield

Star Wars Vs. Rush Hour

Chris Tucker as Lando Calrissian, Billy Dee Williams
Jackie Chan as Nien Numb

R.I.P. Estelle Getty

Stop reusing catheters!

Celine Dion is Amazing

The 10 Most Ridiculous Things About the Beyonce Experience

[via JM]

Deez Nutz

RSI: Rhyme Scene Investigation

File it under "muppets you never knew existed"

Catfish Walking

Ape Roomba

Feist counts 1, 2, 3, 4 on Sesame Street