This actual Hasbro super soaker, The Oozinator™ is too gross for words. Check out the official Hasbro website, and more product demos.
UPDATE!
Hasbro has another 'what were they thinking' product named Perky Kitty and 'how many will you get to love' Puppy Surprise.
UPDATE 2!
Great reviews for the Oozinator at Amazon.
"Shitty old videotapes featuring Mr. T, Gary Coleman, and Corey Haim are fed Weird Science-style into a computer and come out the other side of a black hole covered in awesome. An american space shuttle figures prominently."
This might be old news for some, but I finally got around to getting my celebrity look-alikes on MyHeritage.com. Upload your photo and the system profiles it against the 3200 celebrity photos in their system.
Here is the list of celebrities that came up for my face for two different pictures:
Benicio Del Toro
Geena Davis
Kylie Minogue
The Oprah
Billy Idol
Beyonce
Paula Abdul
Chaka Khan
Accurate, not really. But now at least I have some more ideas for Halloween.
(It seems to care about the angle your head is tilted more then it should)
For all you fans of Pitagora Suichi (Pythagoras Switch*) & Rube Goldberg, the Japanese educational children's program and wicked-cool celebrated gadget maker and cartoonist, here are some more clips. These clips also include some great clips from the show. Think Japanese Mr. Rogers (with subtitles)
(original post here)
*"Pythagoras Switch" by NHK is a TV series which targets ages four to six, with the aim of helping children realize diverse ways of seeing and thinking. It supports development of problem-solving skills from various perspectives.
The program was named the winner in the “Up to 6 Non Fiction”category at the PRIX JEUNESSE International 2004, a contest for children’s TV programs held in Munich, Germany.
'Average Homeboy'is a late 80s/early 90s white rapper who just wants you to hear him out... and watch his demo.
"just because I'm not from the projects, doesn't mean I can't write million dollar checks."
I'm still trying to decide if this year's version of William Hung is legit or not.
In any case for those who are interested in listening to an older asian lady singing Mariah Carey, The Carpenters, ACDC, and Queen look no further.
[via CLV]
WHITETAIL DEER MOUNT/ TAXIDERMY BUTT {MOON BOOGER} RUMP
"THIS IS A REAL DEER MOUNT. THIS IS TAKEN FROM THE RUMP OF A DEER...THIS IS IN GREAT SHAPE BUT USED AND SOLD AS IS" (and looks like a wookie)
[via CW]
Tank Chairs:"Tank Chair is a Custom off-road wheelchair that can go anywhere outdoors. Conquers Streams, Mud, Snow, Sand, and Gravel, allowing you to get back to nature, and can also climb up and down stairs."
[via CW]
Cool Tat, Too Bad It's Gibberish"Shad Magness thought his tattoo meant "one love." Six months after he got it, he found out that it means "love hurts"
A friend of mine's girlfriend had a tattoo that she thought meant 'strength through adversity' but it actually said 'red ogre'
Jerky Making Caulk Gun: "Why pay eight to sixteen dollars per pound for beef jerky when you can make it for just pennies more than the cost of ground beef...merely load the barrel of the Jerky Gun with lean seasoned ground meat and shoot out flat strips of jerky or round snack sticks."
[via JS]
Skeletor, Cobra Commander, Mumm-ra, and Lex Luthor carpool to work through the Sepulveda Pass in Los Angeles.
[via MR]
Are you sick and tired of having to input random strings of text to prove that you're a human and not some spam bot? Me, too. Thank god for KittenAuth -- "a new system for human-checking that forgoes all the useless random string crap that people cannot read, and replaces the whole lot with pictures of cute animals."
[via CW]
That's what we are...
(silly Official TBS Lord of the Rings Trailer with a classic slow jam twist)
[via SS]
Conversational Ebonics for Japanese speakers is a helpful guide for Japanese folks looking to be more down with the brown.
Certainly a trend, given this earlier post.
Great Friday headline: Feds Want to Seize Suspects' Grillz
[via SA]
"Can't wait for feds to start confiscating weaves...
'bitch confiscated my weave!'" - SA, referencing this America's Next Top Model memorable quote
I admit it's a little morbid, but there's something appealing about this human head knife block. See more products here.
Ironically, I don't have time right now to read This academic article on procrastination.
I almost didn't put this up, 'cause I think it gave me nightmares last night.
"The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design. This will eliminate pet odors and dog odors from flatus or flatulence."
Rube Goldberg type machines for Pitagora Suichi (Pythagoras Switch), a children's show on Japanese Public Television
Rube Goldberg Machine Contest
My sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water chicken nut bread.
Why not add Chicken Nut Bread to your RSS reader:
