MIDAS: Homemade Dorm Room Home Automation System

Wow. Certainly, they forgot the big 'ol geek button at this dorm room hack.

Celebrity Gameshow Marathon

"Hosted by Emmy Award nominee Ricki Lake, GAMESHOW MARATHON features six celebrity contestants competing in an elimination tournament comprising classic game shows: 'The Price Is Right,' 'Let's Make a Deal,' 'Beat the Clock,' 'Press Your Luck,' 'Card Sharks,' 'Match Game' and 'Family Feud.' Celebrity contestants include Tim Meadows ('Saturday Night Live'), Leslie Nielsen ('Airplane'), Kathy Najimy ('Sister Act'), Lance Bass (*NSYNC), Paige Davis ('Trading Spaces') and Brande Roderick ('Baywatch'). A champion will be crowned at the end of the competition. "

I'm (the real) Juggernaut, Bizotch

So they worked in a great quote from this classic YouTube entry into X3. A good portion of the audience at the theatre I was at couldn't help but crack up.

Flatulence Filter Seat Cushions by GasBGon

"You no longer have to be embarrassed by the untimely passing of intestinal gas among your friends or family. GasBGon has been designed and tested to absorb the odor and sound of flatulence."

Taglines | Flickr tag evolution

"TagLines is the visualization of the evolution of Flickr tags over time. An algorithm chooses the eight most popular tags for each day, along with interesting photos corresponding to each of these tags. TagLines provides via Flash two metaphors for visualization: the waterfall and river."

[via digg]

Wrinkle Free Horsepants

"Since the dawn of time, horses have roamed the face of the earth in search of one thing, and one thing only —- pants.

[via JS]

Frog Salad II

Hm. A video of another frog salad, this time en espanol.

[cf. Frog Salad I]

Tailor for Cats

Tailor for Cats, Japanese Cats, that is.

[via JS aka #1BLUTOWMS]

Japanese take on American Japanophiles

Worst Themepark. Ever.

Fantazy Land, in Alexandria Egypt is by one account the worst theme park ever...

Filipinos tune in to star power of Western pop

Filipinos are a musical people, it's what I've been saying all along.

[via MM]

Rap Lyrics Translated

Easily a very old page with rap lyrics translated for the song 'One more chance' by Notorious B.I.G. Pretty funny still.

Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Malaysian Martial Art Training

[via CW]

Dat Phan | Vietnamese American Comedian

Hilarious winner of Last Comic Standing.

There are Korean comediennes, Filipino Comics, and now Dat Phan represents the Vietnamese. Why aren't there any Chinese comics? And why aren't there are any Chinese American Idols?

[via CW via DC]

Star Trek 2.0 | Karaoke

This one is pretty funny too...

Crazy Japanese Gameshow | Library punishment

[via CW (more info about the kickboxer there, too]]

Star Trek Cribs | The director's cut

[via AMF]

Anabuki Construction | Commercial

"Wow."

(an oldie, but goodie)

The Diffusion of Wal-Mart and Economies of Density

"The University of Minnesota's Thomas Holmes Movie of Wal-Mart Store Openings, illustrating each store opening in the United States from 1962 to 2004."

XY Coordinate Watch

This watch features a cool way to look at time through an XY Coordinate Intersection.

More cool watches at Tokyoflash.com

Ni**a Know Technology

Nigga Know Technology: "This site is like motherfucking FUBU on the technological front"

[via AMF via his brother]

The Age of Aquariass

Add a little life to your bathroom with this live aquarium / potty.

[via CW via productdose.com]

Godzilla Raps to Woo-Hah!!!

Ice Sculpture Final Touches

Moustache Tattoo

News story about the origins of the 'mustache tattoo.' part of me is tempted.

Fox News Blooper | Jenny from the block

Minoriteam | minority superheroes

"Minoriteam is a group of superheroes that uses the overwhelming power of racial sterotypes to defeat their most sinister and racist enemy, the evilest villain of them all... the White Shadow"

[via BH]

Dog-end Towel Holder

Why someone would come up with this I cannot understand...

[via CW

Volvic | First male engineer

This commercial for Volvic water starts a little slow but has a great punch line

[via CW]

Philips Bodygroom: Shave Everywhere

Shave everywhere with the new, Philips Bodygroom.

[via SA]

Easily mispronounced domain names

Easily mispronounced domain names

Penisland.net still cracks me up... but whorepresents.com is my new favorite.

[via CW]

Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy

These guys are brilliant.

"The idea for this mission was submitted by a stranger via email. Agent Slavinsky wrote in to suggest I get either a large group of people in blue polo shirts and khakis to enter a Best Buy..."

(I think it would also work at Blockbuster)

House Of Cosby (Episode 1)

[via CW]

Hornets From Hell v. Hot Tempered Honeybees

[Part One]:

"A small but highly efficient killing machine lurks in the mountains of Japan—the Japanese giant hornet. The voracious predator pumps out a dose of venom with an enzyme so strong it can dissolve human tissue. Just a handful of these hornets can kill 30,000 European honeybees within hours. Watch an attack of giant hornets on a beehive, and learn the surprising secret that Japanese honeybees use in their defense."

[Part Two]:
Watch Part Two Here.

Beat Kids | Ray Ray and the Butcher

"Hey, which one of yuse butchers is going to talk to me"